WATCH: Man with World's Largest Peen Is Just Too Damn Big
Jonah Falcon has the world's biggest penis on record at 13.5 inches and a new song about three minutes long.
The super-hung bisexual was once profiled in Rolling Stone and appeared in an HBO documentary about his dong, which is a real pain in the ass — especially through airport security.
Now he's teamed up with out pop singer Adam Barta on a novelty ditty called "It's Too Big!" and a video that's... really something. "It’s the biggest one around," Jonah sings. "If you’re lucky I can show it off and you can go to town."
Go to town below at your own risk.