The Gayest Twitter Responses to Beyonce's New Album
When B secretly released her new album — complete with 17 music videos — she pretty much broke the internet and melted the faces off most of her fans. Here are the wittiest initial gay responses on Twitter following Friday's earth-shattering news.
Beyoncé released a new album last night. It's probably the first time gay men collectively orgasmed just from downloading music on iTunes.
— Justin Hernandez (@HernandezJustin) December 13, 2013
Beyonce is making me surprise release all over the place
— Sean Brewster (@TheSeanBrewster) December 13, 2013
Beyoncé literally upstaged Santa Claus.
— Frank Lowe (@GayAtHomeDad) December 13, 2013
One of the new #beyonce tracks samples the sound of Michelle Williams crying alone at night. Let's dance!
— Graham Eason Nolan (@GrahamNolan) December 13, 2013
Today is probably not the right day to let Michelle or Kelly hold a baby or a puppy or anything breakable.
— Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) December 13, 2013
"Buy my dear friend Beyonce's new album!!" -an inevitable tweet from Kim Kardashian
— Sam Lansky (@samlansky) December 13, 2013
In 2000 years will the Nativity scene be about Beyonce dropping this album?
— Chris Kelly (@imchriskelly) December 13, 2013
"Well, she told ME though." - Taylor Swift to anyone who mentions Beyoncé today.
— Justin Root (@JustinWRoot) December 13, 2013
iTunes debuts will now be measured in "Beyoncés".
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) December 13, 2013
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