Ron Jeremy's Playboy Bunny Plot To Capture A Gay Cannibal

Luke Magnotta—the totally sane and innocent ex-porn performer who killed, dismembered, ate and mailed Chinese exchange student Jun Lin—first achieved infamy for allegedly suffocating kittens on the web.

Magnotta currently denies the feline felony, but woe to the man who even looks like they'd dare kill kittens on the innerwebs! For they shall face the wrath of New York-based vigilante animal activist group, Rescue Ink.

According to PETA spokesperson and straight porn star Ron Jeremy, Rescue Ink contacted Playboy twins Shane and Sia Barbi a year before Magnotta killed Lin and asked them to see if Jeremy would be willing to participate in a sting operation to help catch the accused kitty slayer.

Rescue Ink wanted Jeremy to lure Magnotta to a fake gay porn shoot in Los Angeles where Rescue Ink members could tackle and hand Magnotta over to police.

But at the last second, Jeremy got cold feet and (ahem) pulled out of the plan.

Jeremy told The Canadian Press, “[The plot was] like an episode from some TV show. The [guy] comes to the set with lube in one hand and his schmeckle in the other thinking he has a job, and the cops tackle him to the ground."

“That’s good for the movies," Jeremy said. "That doesn’t work in real life.”

Jeremy's incredulous and unbelievable tale sounds like the plot of a B-movie on Spike TV... one we'd totally watch. But only the Barbi twins, Jeremy and Rescue Ink will know whether or not it's bull.

If only Ron Jeremy had had the balls to put his life at risk to catch a kitten murderer, then we wouldn't be living this waking nightmare called Luke Magnotta.

Either that or Ron Jeremy and the Barbi twins would be cut into little bits and mailed to Canadian governmental officials.

On second thought, good job to Jeremy and the Barbi twins! Way to stay alive!