A Body That Only One Million Moms Could Hate

By: Brandon Voss
6.14.2013

One Million Moms is at it again! We're glad they've got their panties in a bunch over something other than the gays, but their latest target's too hot not to defend.

In Let's Get Zesty, a smokin' new ad campaign for Kraft Zesty Italian, actor-model Anderson Davis stars as the Zesty Guy, the salad dressing's answer to Old Spice's Isaiah Mustafa and the Diet Coke's hunks.

Well, it should come as no surprise that OMM is now urging its followers to contact Kraft and demand that they discontinue the "offensive" campaign:

Last week's issue of People Magazine had the most disgusting ad on the inside front cover that we have ever seen Kraft produce. A full 2-page ad features a n*ked man lying on a picnic blanket with only a small portion of the blanket barely covering his g*nitals. It is easy to see what the ad is really selling. A person has to look closely to see the item the company is marketing because the salad dressing bottle is so small next to the male model, picnic basket and other food items. There is also a small Kraft logo in the upper corners with the words "Silverware Optional - Let's Get Zesty." The website getmezesty.com is listed in the bottom corner.

Kraft has gone too far and will push away loyal, conservative customers with this new ad campaign. Christians will not be able to buy Kraft dressings or any of their products until they clean up their advertising. The consumers they are attempting to attract - women and mothers - are the very ones they are driving away. Who will want Kraft products in their fridge or pantry if this vulgarity is what they represent?

One Million Moms cannot get over the gall of this company. It is unnecessary for Kraft to use s*x to sell salad dressing!

Can you get over OMM's gall trying to make salad dressing boring again?

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