Gay "International Talk Like a Pirate Day" Photos
Today is "International Talk Like a Pirate Day" and every radio station has people calling in making bad pirate jokes, pirate puns, and gurgling rrrrrrs every chance they get. This made us think of many things:
1. This seems like a gay day. As in "gay" stupid.
2. This seems like a gay day. Gay as in hot men showing off their big chests and tight crotches in sexy pirate costumes.
3. This seems like a gay day. Gay as in "butt pirates." Come on, you know you were thinking it the second you heard the work "pirate."
So we went to Google and looked up some sexy pirrrrate pictures for ye. Let us know if it makes ye harrrrrd.
(We keep thinking there a "master batey" joke to go along with "ahoy, matey" but can't quite come up with it. Please do contribute below.)