Anti-Smoking Ad Tells Gay Men To Give Up The Sex

By: Daniel Villarreal

California's Health Department decided to discourage the gay population from smoking by asking them to give up butts.

Is that all butts or just some of them? Most gay men are pretty addicted to butts, so good luck with that campaign, fellas.

Plus, 1-800-NO-BUTTS sounds like a phone sex line for men who only like oral sex.

Surely the occasional butt can't hurt.

At least they didn't ask gay men to give up fags altogether.