The Best Argument In Favor Of Gay Marriage Ever
By: Daniel Villarreal
9.22.2012
Usually opponents of same-sex marriage will yammer on about how it's "redefining marriage" and how it's "Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve"... whatever that means.
But here's an explanation of same-sex marriage that any breakfast lover can understand, no matter which side they butter their bread on.
And if after reading this, they start going on about how it's a bad analogy because marriage is more important than breakfast, simply reply that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, and then finish your pancakes with a smile.
Feed your heart.
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