The Best Argument In Favor Of Gay Marriage Ever

By: Daniel Villarreal

Usually opponents of same-sex marriage will yammer on about how it's "redefining marriage" and how it's "Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve"... whatever that means.

But here's an explanation of same-sex marriage that any breakfast lover can understand, no matter which side they butter their bread on.

And if after reading this, they start going on about how it's a bad analogy because marriage is more important than breakfast, simply reply that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, and then finish your pancakes with a smile.

Feed your heart.

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