Work That Pole, Shirtless Homophobes

By: Brandon Voss

You already know France's antigay shirtless protests are as flamboyant and homoerotic as those fighting the good gay fight, especially when it involves cramming into a tiny boat.

Now the homophobic group La Manif Pour Tous has posted Facebook photo that shows them climbing on top of one another to raise their antigay flag at "Pointe du Lachat."

It's all very Sound of Music. These guys can't be serious, right?

To be fair, this also reminds us of when U.S. Naval Academy dudes shimmy up that greasy phallus, and that's not supposed to be homoerotic gay either.