Jesse Tyler Ferguson Is Unwashed But 'Well Hung'
Eric Stonestreet, you so crazy.
"I own a mansion and I'm well hung," he wrote on JTF's filthy windshield. Cheeky!
"OMG @jessetyler! Someone wrote this on your car," he later wrote on Instagram. "I will try to find out who did it. Awful. Just awful."
Nice one, Eric. And wash your car, JTF! As we now know, you're too rich and well-endowed for all that.