Jesse Tyler Ferguson Is Unwashed But 'Well Hung'

By: Brandon Voss

Eric Stonestreet, you so crazy.

Perhaps celebrating his recent onscreen engagement to his gay-married Modern Family costar — Mitch and Cam 4-eva! — Eric played a little trick on Jesse Tyler Ferguson and his dirty car.

"I own a mansion and I'm well hung," he wrote on JTF's filthy windshield. Cheeky!

"OMG @jessetyler! Someone wrote this on your car," he later wrote on Instagram. "I will try to find out who did it. Awful. Just awful."

Nice one, Eric. And wash your car, JTF! As we now know, you're too rich and well-endowed for all that.