Stephen Colbert Offers Trump a $1 Million Teabagging

By: Daniel Villarreal
10.25.2012

Today, moronic racist Donald Trump dropped the election season bombshell that he's been hinting about all last week.

The bombshell? That he'll donate $5 million to charity if President Barack Obama will just turn over his college and passport records. It's basically the redux-edition of Trump's 2011 "show us your birth certificate" schtick — yawn... bored now.

But in response, late night satirist Stephen Colbert made Trump a similar offer — he will donate $1 million to the charity of Trump's choice, if Trump will simply let Colbert dip his balls into Trump's mouth.

Sounds fair. Watch the hilarious video below to hear Colbert's offer for yourself. :

Two related items: the blog Death and Taxes noted that Trump started harping about his dud of a bombshell right around the time the building bearing his name (Trump Tower) fired Trump's company from running the building.

Meanwhile, the political blog Wonkette revealed that Trump refused to turn over his own college and passport records to a reporter from The Guardian calling it "a stupid request."

We couldn't agree more, Mr. Trump.

 

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