Plastic Fantastic Lovers: Sexy, Creepy Adult Male Dolls

By: Joe Thompson
4.13.2012

There's no need for a lonely Saturday night ever again... Or is there?

An anatomically correct RealDoll—the kind often seen in TV specials and documentaries on adults who play with these kinds of sex toys— starts at around $5000. But let's ignore money for the moment. Instead, let's pretend you've got the cash you need and an urge to splurge on a plastic fantastic gay lover to play with in every way imaginable. Would you do it? Even just to see what it was like? After all, if a dildo is delightful on a lonely night, why not a whole rubber hunk to hump?

Or would their faces, bodies and hair (on top and down south) creep you out?

BuzzFeed collected some incredible photos of male dolls, which are seldom seen in the public eye. This got us thinking about their catalog descriptions and who would buy them. Check out some of our faves, which show a wide range of types, and decide if you would buy one for yourself.

1. Artistic twink with shaved pubes seeks daddy to launch his fashion line doll.

1. "Morning After" circuit queen doll with "Town & County" eyes (one eye is looking at the town, one eye is looking at the country).

2. Sumo wrestler daddy doll with crushed velvet shorts for his night off.

1. "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" doll with real dog tags and sculpted bush. Comes with a jockstrap and Dirk Yates video.

1. Str8 Acting Dude doll. Sits upright until a six pack is poured inside, then it immediately falls back and opens up.

1. Teen idol doll with fashion swimsuit looks ready to jump into action... or your bed. Comes with romance CD.

2. "Too Tan Mary" European fashion doll. Uncut dong for your pleasure. Smells like honey and yogurt.

Check out the full line at BuzzFeed.com.

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