The Smallest Penis Wins an Apple Product

By: Brandon Voss
10.17.2012

Who says that a tiny penis is good for nothing? Finally, disappointing length and girth is worth valuable prizes — if not bragging rights. Following their competition for the most beautiful member, the NSFW Danish erotica site Singlesex.dk is now looking very, very hard for the smallest one.

"It's a competition which is at the core of manhood, the most important thing for a man," explains site owner Morten Fabricus, who explains that the contest, which runs through Jan. 31, aims to poke fun at a sensitive issue and boost courage. "There are so many unhappy men out there who think you have to have a giant penis, but it's not normal to have a huge one. Everything has to be bigger, and bigger, and bigger. It's incredible how the media has frightened people from showing themselves as they are."

The only proof a guy needs to submit is a photo of his wee erection next to a measuring tape. Two winners — the man who measures the smallest and another man voted on out of pity by the site's female members — will win a new iPhone. The second and third place wiener winners will get an iPad 3. Not bad, eh? But when showing off your new gadget, you might just want to say that you bought or stole it.

Tags: SEX
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