Spend the Holidays With a Bisexual Justin Bieber Sex Doll

By: Brandon Voss

Forget the sold-out concerts and platinum records — Justin Bieber has finally made it with the debut of his very own "love doll."

Made by Pipedream Products, the same California company behind celebrity lookalike dolls like "Finally Mylie" and "Lady Gag Gag," "Just-in Beaver" is a blow-up companion who's "Finally 18!," "Ready to Rock Your World!," and "maybe a lil'" gay.

"Meet Just-in Beaver, the barely legal boy-toy who's waited 18 long years to stick his lil' dicky in something sticky!" reads Pipedream's doll description. "When he's not busy beating up paparazzi or beating off, he's up to his high-tops in hot Hollywood tail! But the Beave-ster doesn't have this effect just on women — he turns straight men gay faster than you can peel his skinny jeans off! So what are you waiting for, inflate this lil’ pricks's ego even more and have your very own Beaver bash!"

Wouldn't this "anatomically correct" boyfriend-substitute be perfect for chillin' by the fire and eatin' fondue? Well, you'd better act fast; although the real Justin Bieber is technically neither named nor pictured, we have a feeling that this obviously unofficial product probably won't be legally available for long.

Tags: SEX