Is Your Pecker Fresh and Sexy?

Ever have that not-so-fresh feeling? Luckily, Playtex isn't just for feminine hygiene anymore.

Specifically designed for both men and women to use before and after sexual activity — presumably for those passionate moments when a hot shower isn't an option — Playtex's Fresh + Sexy is an intimate wipe "that gets you ready for whatever comes next."

Smells a little gimmicky, but the product has definitely piqued our curiosity with a clever ad campaign featuring cheeky fortune cookie slogans like "A clean pecker always taps it" and "A polished knob always gets the most turns."

Does your willy need a quick whore's bath? See the full penis-geared print ads and watch the Fresh + Sexy commercial below.