The Best Way Possible to Handle Your Walk of Shame
Wow, I just got back from a trip to Montreal this week, and I would be lying if I didn’t say that the whole experience is a bit of a blur — and I mean that in the best sort of way. Nightclubs, hookah, poutine, and a whole lot of man action! Let's just say that while I was there, I managed to streamline my technique for the perfect walk of shame. Because we should be honest — if you know how to handle it — then it can be a solid stride of pride. See what I've learned below.
So you’ve been out all night.
You’ve probably had a little too much to drink.
And you’ve probably been flirting with A LOT of boys.
And you’ve finally chosen the one for you.
You dance for a bit and have a few laughs.
Then one thing leads to another and BAM you’ve got your boy for the night.
And then you wake up the next day…
...and you realize you are not in your own bed.
Do your best to stay calm.
Be super silent.
Then grab your shit and GTFO!
...or walk out as inconspicuously as possible.
And then pop over to Gay.com and do it all over again!