Last Minute Fun — Happening in one hour!

By: Joe Thompson
3.26.2010


We just got in this announcement for an OUT Magazine / Macy's event in San Francisco. So if you're in the Bay Area, here's why you should go:

  1. Gawk at hot models in skimpy clothes
  2. Enjoy a cocktail or 10
  3. Buy discounted clothes
  4. Cruise hot gays who are at Macy's for the free drinks and hot models and discounted clothes
  5. Have enough nerve (after 10 cocktails) to talk to one of the hot gays
  6. Go on an impromptu dinner with Hot Gay
  7. Discover an open table at Zuni after chatting up the gay host who sees your two Macy's bags (each) and wants to know what you guys bought
  8. Fall in love when Hot Gay orders the roast chicken and eats everything
  9. Go home for an apres-gawking/drinking/shopping/cruising/dining romp
  10. Remember Hot Gay's name the next morning

And see, NONE OF THAT will happen if you skip the OUT Macy's event tonight. So get on the BART, MUNI or grab a cab (because you're going to have 10 cocktails and shouldn't drive) and get down to Macy's now.

Macy's
We just got in this announcement for an OUT Magazine / Macy's event in San Francisco. So if you're in the Bay Area, here's why you should go:

  1. Gawk at hot models in skimpy clothes
  2. Enjoy a cocktail or 10
  3. Buy discounted clothes
  4. Cruise hot gays who are at Macy's for the free drinks and hot models and discounted clothes
  5. Have enough nerve (after 10 cocktails) to talk to one of the hot gays
  6. Go on an impromptu dinner with Hot Gay
  7. Discover an open table at Zuni after chatting up the gay host who sees your two Macy's bags (each) and wants to know what you guys bought
  8. Fall in love when Hot Gay orders the roast chicken and eats everything
  9. Go home for an apres-gawking/drinking/shopping/cruising/dining romp
  10. Remember Hot Gay's name the next morning

And see, NONE OF THAT will happen if you skip the OUT Macy's event tonight. So get on the BART, MUNI or grab a cab (because you're going to have 10 cocktails and shouldn't drive) and get down to Macy's now.

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