'A-List Dallas' Star Chase Hutchison Gets Busted for Shoplifting

By: Daniel Villarreal

Remember that trashy reality show called The A-List: Dallas where a bunch of self-loathing Texan sluts drank and slept and slap-fought one another? Yeah, neither do we.

But apparently the slap-fighting didn't stop after the show ended, because the show's racist gay Republican Taylor Garrett has told the D-town gay rag that his co-star Chase Hutchison got busted stealing designer scarves from the local NorthPark mall.

According to The Dallas Voice, "Hutchison was seen taking two green scarves valued at $530 each from Barneys New York on Nov. 13 and leaving the store without paying around 8 p.m., according to a Dallas police report.

"He was then arrested for a theft of more than $500 but less than $1,500, a class-A misdemeanor. He was released the next day on a $1,000 bond. His first court date is set for Dec. 18. Hutchison faces up to a year in jail and a maximum fine of $4,000."

Hutchison, if you recall, was the real-estate agent with the Flock of Seagulls hairdo. He and Garrett didn't get along because they both wanted the same cowboy Cassanova. It seems that Garrett still has an axe to grind over the whole melodrama.

But why was Ms. Hutchison shoplifting $500 scarves from Barney's in the first place? Dallas winters aren't that cold and girl can buy a fancy scarf at Ross for just two bucks. Heck, if you need a schmancy scarf that bad, why not just sell your body like any self-respecting person instead of using Winona Ryder's five-finger discount.

The eyes of Texas weep for you, angel.

Tags: TV