Dustin Hoffman Kisses One Direction's Niall Horan

By: Brandon Voss

Wow, when's the last time you sorta wished you were Dustin Hoffman?

Sticking around after his own interview on Late Show with David Letterman, Hoffman couldn't pass up the chance to cozy up to the world's biggest boy band. Perched on the arm of the extra-long couch, the 75-year-old actor orally attacked 19-year-old heartthrob Niall Horan after audibly whispering, "I'll kiss you now. You're ready?" What a gentleman.

Of course, blocked by Hoffman's hand and punctuated by Horan's flailing arms, the smooch was about as unsexy as you might imagine.

“He put his hand over — he told me he was going to do it,” Niall loudly informed his bandmates during the ensuing applause. Yep, we got it, Niall. Way to commit to the bit.

See the smooch below. Hang on a sec… Is it just us, or does Liam look a little jealous?

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