Joseph Gordon-Levitt Knows You Masturbate to Him
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While JGL was on The Colbert Report to plug his new film Don Jon, in which he plays a dude with a porn addiction, the topic of masturbation came up.
"I don't masturbate to pornography; pornography masturbates to me," joked host Stephen Colbert. Giggles and locker room handshakes followed, until JGL finally said what everyone was thinking: "People masturbate to me," he admitted — a wildly pompous declaration if it weren't so damn true.
"You should put that on a business card," replied Stephen, who could handle the truth — and we have a feeling that somewhere they're already being printed.
Watch the clip below.