WATCH: David Beckham’s Bisexual(ish) Dream Sequence

Anyone with even a passing interest in masterbating to fast food commercials knows that reality isn't nearly as satisfying as sexually-charged daydreams, particularly when they star David Beckham.

Take the following weeks-old video, for example, in which the dapper underwear ambassador / soccer star slaps the tediousness of the everyday right out of two Burger King employees—one male and the other female—by simply asking for a banana-strawberry smoothie.

Video below (via Instinct)