Bee In A Jar Is The Ultimate Straight Girl Gaydar
Face it, ladies—do any ladies even read this blog?—hipsterism and metrosexuality have made it difficult to tell gay guys from straight ones.
So what's a girl to do? Simply release a $30 bee in a jar and see how your man reacts.
If he starts shrieking and sassing you out, he's gay (or allergic). If he eats it and starts dry humping you, he's straight... or maybe bees just turn him on, which is as weird as it is hot.
Let it be known though that many straight guys would wig out if you unleashed a bee on them. Just like many gay guys who wig out if you let a shirtless twink porn star into their living room.