You Are Nowhere As Manly As These Suburban He-Men
Let's face it—all men, no matter their orientation or affect, are competitive.
But where some of us hide our competitive streaks, these two guys in the video below let it rage full on complete with animal skins, jackhammers and fire (yes, FIRE!!!!!)
You see, life's hard in the suburbs—hedging shrubs, changing diapers and making cookies for the wife. So when an opportunity comes to bare your teeth and show just how manly you really are, you gotta all out—rap battle style!
But for all their hilarious bragging, we've seen this sort of man-battle before. Remember when Bill Gates had a nerdy rap battle with Steve Jobs? That was cyber-awesome.