WATCH: How to Hide Your Erection in Public
You've had the same pesky problem since your teacher would call your horny ass up to the blackboard in junior high, but today we have the sophisticated technology required to mask an unwanted hard-on in public — unless, of course, you're allegedly hung like Jon Hamm or stuffed into tiny Speedos like Tom Daley.
Handsome New York comic Chris Distefano of MTV2's Guy Code has posted a helpful video on their Guy Code Blog that offers clever advice on creative tucking — RuPaul would be so proud! — and unusual camouflage.
Watch and learn.