WATCH: Gay Marriage Makes Life Hell for Some Boyfriends

By: Daniel Villarreal

For every boyfriend looking to get hitched after Tuesday's gay marriage victories, there's a partner who's much less excited... terrified even.

Take Samuel and LaShawn (or as you may know them, comedians Key and Peele). Samuel didn't really expect his state's gay marriage law to pass. In fact, he doesn't even know if it's ethical to get married seeing as other states can't. LaShawn, on the other hand, can't wait to get married, rent the moon and fill it with rosé, and then buy a 14-karat ring the size of 14 carrots.

Just goes to show that not everyone wants to tie the knot, even if it is legal.