WATCH: Chloe Sevigny Will Eat a Corpse, Get Slapped For Christmas

By: Daniel Villarreal

Whether she's loving Valentine's Day, comemorating Memorial Day or just making toast,

Drew Droege's Chloe Sevigny has become our favorite calendar girl.

This year she's celebrating all 12 days of Christmas (or as she pronounces it "Crease-moss") with such refined gifts as a husband poisoner, a crib of childish animals and a soup made of creamed skeleton meat (whatever that is).

And on the seventh day of Crease-moss, her true love also gave her "a crisp slap." Geez! That's a gift worth returning if we ever heard of one.

C'mon Chloe! Put on your Santa gloves and start giving back!