WATCH: Chloe Sevigny Will Eat a Corpse, Get Slapped For Christmas
Drew Droege's Chloe Sevigny has become our favorite calendar girl.
This year she's celebrating all 12 days of Christmas (or as she pronounces it "Crease-moss") with such refined gifts as a husband poisoner, a crib of childish animals and a soup made of creamed skeleton meat (whatever that is).
And on the seventh day of Crease-moss, her true love also gave her "a crisp slap." Geez! That's a gift worth returning if we ever heard of one.
C'mon Chloe! Put on your Santa gloves and start giving back!