For $130 George Takei Will Help You Come Out To Your Family

By: Daniel Villarreal

If you're considering whether to come out this Christmas, don't let the threat of anti-gay relatives get in your way — just rent George Takei.

For the low price of $130 (less than an XBOX), the sidekick and stage band of Late Night with Conan O'Brien will come to your house and help you come out to your family.

What better way to come out than with supporting jokes and musical accompaniment? How stylish is that?

Oh, and if that doesn't work, you can always spend an additional $1.95 and have gay actor George Takei threaten "to fuck the shit up" of any family member who bothers you about being gay. He may look sweet, but he's a lot tougher and meaner than he looks.