WATCH: Randy Rainbow Wants a Baby

By: Brandon Voss

YouTube starlet Randy Rainbow has been so busy working odd jobs — you know, whether it’s manning the counter at Chick-fil-A or running a lesbian matchmaking service — but now he’s ready to start a family!

After all, our 13 to watch in 2013 honoree isn't getting what he needs emotionally from his cat, he’s starved for attention, and there’s really nothing good on TV right now.

Should he adopt? Should he order one from a catalog? Should he borrow Kanye’s sperm? Clearly he needs to call Kim Kardashian, Kate Middleton, Jessica Simpson, and Snooki for motherly advice in his latest video on Gwist, the new LGBT-aimed YouTube channel from the founders of Logo.