WATCH: The New Pope Has a New Boyfriend
What good can come of a free trial membership to ChristianMingle.com? If you're a lucky starfucker like Randy Rainbow, you might just make a love connection with Pope Francis I.
Can this non-kosher May-December relationship work even if the big gay boy scout's idea of a resurrected Savior is Liza Minnelli?
Probably not, but it'll definitely result in a performance of "We're a Couple of Swells" from Easter Parade.
Check out the hilarious clip below.