WATCH: Wanna Channing All Over His Tatum?

By: Brandon Voss

Believe it or not, some people love Channing Tatum more than you do.

In "(I Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum," a silly new music video courtesy of Jimmy Kimmel Live, White House Down costars Channing and Jamie Foxx pay old-school R&B tribute to the hunky superstar.

With the help of Channing-obsessed celebs like Gabourey Sidibe, Olivia Munn, and Miley Cyrus, they also manage to make Channing's name sound like a filthy sex act to rival pearl necklaces and Dirty Sanchezes. OK, we're into it.

Besides the fact that he's awesome, what does the video teach us about Chan the man? He has a magical clown crotch filled with handkerchiefs tied together, and he can even fly! Duh.

Check out the clip below.