WATCH: What's in Those Bulges, Boys?

By: Brandon Voss

Is that mascara in your pants or are you just happy to see us?

In their new "Real Men Don't Fake It" campaign, Benefit Cosmetics exploits the full packages of hot guys like Jersey Shore's Vinny Guadagnino and Simon Rex's alter ego Dirt Nasty — two dudes who don't really need to stuff.

Get an eyeful of the ad below, because you'll never see it on television.