Watch: God's "It Getteth Better" Video

It really must get better, because even God says so.

In this “It Getteth Better” testimonial, God let’s us in on a little secret: The first couple really was Adam & Steve! The Lord also reveals gays landscaped the Garden of Eden and that He Himself is actually 10% gay: 15% whenever He sees Ryan Reynolds.

There’s more of His wisdom to be had in this hilarious animated clip.