Betty Bowers Wants You to Join the GOP

Do you think being gay is a choice, but only because you chose a church that says so?

Are you for an unobtrusive government, but one that goes around telling everyone if they’re really married or just dating?

Do you think homosexuality is the worst sin, but have a savior who forgot to even mention it?

Then Mrs. Betty Bowers wants you to join the GOP—the political party where you can be for something while you’re against it.

Check out the new Super PAC ad for the Grand Old Party lovingly put together by the only woman wholesome enough to hold the title of America’s Best Christian.

Oh Mrs. Bowers, we just can't get enough of you!