George Lucas' New Star Wars Makes Darth Vader Cry

By: Daniel Villarreal
7.5.2012

Admit it... the newly remastered Star Wars movies are kinda gay... and not in a good way.

In his revised trilogy, director George Lucas made Han Solo less of a badass by having him shoot Greedo in self-defense, he explained The Force away with some blood entities called 'midichlorians' and He dubbed Darth Vader shouting "Nooooooooo!" while throwing the Emperor down a huge air shaft.

And let's not even discuss Star Wars episodes one, two and three: moronic JarJar Binks and Hayden Christiansen as a whiny teenage Darth Vader? Fer Yoda's sake...

Well, Lord Vader has finally had enough, and in this parody of Gotye's "Somebody That I Used To Know," Annakin asks Lucas what happened to the Star Wars that he used to know.

But don't expect any apologies from Lucas. He's quite the mean bitch in this video. Nice beard though.

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