'Lick, Fondle, Slap' Is The Horny Cousin Of 'Screw, Marry, Kill'

"F*ck, Marry or Kill" is the age-old party game where undersexed friends announce which celebrities and mutual acquaintances they would bed, wed or bury.

But for comedian Daniel Tosh (pictured with genitals exposed) that game a little too inconsequential. So he's updated the game into a space-violating game of agressive homoeroticism called "Lick, Fondle or Slap."

Watching his staff play it will either make you chuckle or squirm—depending on how badly you'd like to grab a priest by the balls.

Personally, we prefer Tosh's "Viagra Challenge" when it comes to homoerotic party games. It even beats "Pin the Tail on the Donkey" which we've been playing since before puberty.