Would You Buy These Two Guys Appletinis?

By: Daniel Villarreal

To be honest we didn't first know what to make of this video (which is slightly NSFW because of a four-second butt shot at 2:02).

In it, two closeted yet homophobic gangsters sit on their Brooklyn stoop talking shit about parrots, appletinis and a muscular, long-haired dude who walks by.

They're not gay, mind you. They're just very un-self aware and know that going to the gym and getting hit by cars are the gayest things you can do besides putting this in your mouth.

Seeing as this is only episode one, hopefully there's more thuggish, homoerotic comedy to come.

We've honestly never seen anything quite like it, and we could certainly benefit from more voices of color in LGBT media.