Eating Chick-fil-A Might Actually Make You Gayer
Anyone who ate Chick-fil-A yesterday to show their support for "traditional marriage" or whatever should know that eating meat between a hot pair of buns makes you gay.
At least, that's what Chaz the Intolerant Chicken wold have late night host Conan O'Brien believe after going through the fast food chain's gayest menu items.
Meanwhile, YouTube comedian and new restaurant manager Randy Rainbow mistook yesterday's Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day as "Chicken Pride Day," and celebrated by throwing on his employee of the month tiara and serving up chicks to conservative lunatics.
Randy can't help being so saucy to the employees—he was born this way.