KFC's Colonel Sanders Is Gay, Funny, Kinda Creepy

Even though he's slaughtered billions of chickens, let it be known that KFC's Colonel Sanders has never harmed a gay.

Hell, if John Goodman's portrayal is to be believed, he even has a soft spot for Bette Midler and letting male strippers use his hankie as a banana hammock.

And just like an old-fashioned Southern gentlemen, he admits his preference for 'white meat' over 'dark meat' and how he really sees gay people... which is... better than Chick-fil-A sees gay people, though a bit creepy.

So press play on the video below and serve yourself up a bucket of his extra crispy humor—it's finger-lickin' funny, y'all.