Why Are These Tampa Bay Gay Prostitutes Smiling?

By: Jase Peeples

The Republican National Convention is heading to Tampa Bay – and no one is more excited than the area’s gay prostitutes.


Because nobody pays top dollar for kinki sex like a closeted Republican and this event is bound to attract droves of repressed homosexuals hoping to score on the DL.

While the average sex worker typically makes between $200 - $300 a week, the gay prostitutes of Tampa Bay can expect to make thirty times that amount thanks to the self-hating members of the GOP headed their way.

But while these dubious clients are sure make it rain while riding dirty, the Republican National Convention won’t be all Benjamins and blowjobs for the happy hookers of Tampa Bay.

The Onion’s Andrea Bennett dishes the details below: