Word of the Week: Assues

Assues

[as-shoos]

Noun
1. Having an "issue" with one's bowels. Primarily used when trying to sound witty during an uncomfortable situation.

In a sentence: Daniel and his friends got drunk at the bar last night. When they stumbled out of the club they each bought a bacon-wrapped hot dog from a street vendor and ate it. The next day they all had assues.

Thanks to reader Daniel for this week's word!

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